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Back in September 2025 we chose the King of Kings over Stephen King and the hate arrived quickly. We turned the other cheek, prayed, and made something instead of a scene.

The response from America was extraordinary. So we built belfastbooks.us, a curated bookshop for US readers, shipping within America. That was the first thing prayer built.

This is the second.

The mark is two circles. One is the stone, one is the entrance to the tomb. The stone that was rolled. The empty tomb. The funeral that got hacked by Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

Death had a plan that didn't work out.

Every tee an epistle. Every wearer a missionary. The ichthus for this generation.

"He is not here: for he is risen, as he said."

Matthew 28:6 KJV

Funeral Hacker
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Two overlapping circles. One solid. One outline

To the world it is abstract minimalist design. A band logo. A tech brand. Geometric art.

To you?

One is the stone.

One is the entrance to the tomb.

The stone that sealed it. The opening it could not hold shut.

The tomb that should have held death but could not.

The funeral that got hacked by the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Death was hacked

When the first Funeral Hacker mock-ups were revealed, heads were scratched and brows were furrowed. Not from casual Christmas-and-Easter churchgoers. From a pastor, a youth leader and a church elder across two continents. People who have preached, taught and lived the faith for years. A lifetime of service to the Saviour between them.

Not one of them knew what it meant. Every one of them had to ask.

So will your colleagues. So will your neighbours. So will the curious.

"He is not here; for he has risen, as he said." Matthew 28:6 KJV

The Ichthus for this generation

Every wearer a missionary. Every tee an epistle

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That Ford F-150 with the ichthys in the church car park?

Nobody is asking about it.

The Just Pray It tee?

Nobody is starting a conversation with that.

But the person in line at Starbucks wearing a Funeral Hacker tee?

They are getting questions.

That "Hey, what does that mean?" at the water cooler? That's the missionary moment

Not a bumper sticker on a minivan. Not a knockoff logo on a foam trucker hat. Not a performance for the church parking lot.

A design that makes people ask. A name that makes people think. An answer that changes everything.

Funeral Hacker

The Ichthus for this generation

Every wearer a missionary. Every tee an epistle